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roltrader 5:19 Fri Oct 3
Potato Contraceptive

Doctors treating a woman for stomach pain were shocked to find a very unlikely cause for it - a potato inside her vagina.
The 22-year-old woman, from Colombia, was advised by her mother to use the technique to avoid becoming pregnant.
But by the time doctors discovered the potato, it had apparently germinated and grown roots inside her.

Hammer and Pickle 10:45 Fri Oct 3
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Arf!

Best yet from HH.

HairyHammer 10:38 Fri Oct 3
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Her mum probably votes for the green party.

Spandex Sidney 10:27 Fri Oct 3
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'Listen darling, thanks for the blowy but I can't go down on you, I'm on Atkins'

*makes note to self*

Nurse Ratched 10:21 Fri Oct 3
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*blows kiss*

di_kezio 10:16 Fri Oct 3
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Nurse Ratched 7:33 Fri Oct 3
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Michael Schumacher.

NewtonsPartyBag 7:31 Fri Oct 3
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Whats your favourite veg Nurse?

Nursey, this may be the funniest thing I have read all year. Once again, your excellence goes unrecognised.

LeroysBoots 10:14 Fri Oct 3
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Mash in her gash caused a rash

:^) 8:31 Fri Oct 3
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Cream pie & mash

garrrrlic bread? 8:22 Fri Oct 3
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Fish 'n' chips.

Nurse Ratched 8:14 Fri Oct 3
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And they worry the metal IUD coil could make your insides go all rosti...

the exile 8:09 Fri Oct 3
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King Edward wouldn't have stood for this.

Hammer and Pickle 7:40 Fri Oct 3
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It was a future Tubernator.

Nurse Ratched 7:33 Fri Oct 3
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Michael Schumacher.

NewtonsPartyBag 7:31 Fri Oct 3
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Whats your favourite veg Nurse?

Nurse Ratched 7:30 Fri Oct 3
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...yeah but then she had to go and croquette up.

Livingstone 7:06 Fri Oct 3
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She got the idea when her boyfriend said he would CHIP in for an IUD.

Hammer and Pickle 6:55 Fri Oct 3
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Satan's spud?

MrCrowmanSir 6:54 Fri Oct 3
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jacket potato?

Nurse Ratched 6:52 Fri Oct 3
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Scary.

Bet that fritter up.

Noah 5:52 Fri Oct 3
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SPUDFLAPS!

Annony 5:46 Fri Oct 3
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Must have the old for mash get smashed adverts there?

penners28 5:45 Fri Oct 3
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CRISPS

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